Why us?

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Real people.

Welcome to the neighborhood. If you're looking for a hosting service with living, breathing humans behind it, you've found it. We aren't a huge corporation housing millions of websites, but a warm, friendly team of homo sapiens who would love to help you bring your website to the world wide web.
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99.5% Uptime Guarantee.

Downtime equals customers turned away, which means you're losing money. We wouldn’t want that to happen to us, and we definitely don’t want it to happen to you. That's why we spend extra to have servers housed in the best datacenters in the world. If your website isn’t up 99.5% of the time and its our fault, we’ll refund you for the time your site is down. It’s as simple as that.
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Everything but the kitchen sink.

All of our accounts come loaded with an abundance of features - everything you'll need to house and operate the website of your dreams, from unlimited subdomains to integrated spam filtering. Want a list?
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Stellar Support.

We've been in the web hosting business for 7 years - you wouldn’t believe how often we get questions regarding computer problems that are unrelated to the services we provide. But we understand the value of lasting relationships, and we'll do our best to help you out. Need that latest version of MovableType or WordPress installed to your website? Sure thing. Want us to walk your dog? Well… we're not that awesome.

Plans & Pricing

Cottage

$5/month

Perfect for your mildly popular food blog or taxidermy portfolio.
  • 500 MB of storage
  • 25 GB of monthly data transfer (also known as bandwidth)

Townhome

$15/month

Designed for awesome small businesses, like this one. Also good for hosting large collections of landscape photography.
  • 1 GB of storage
  • 75 GB of monthly data transfer

Suburban

$25/month

Excellent for housing medium-sized businesses with heavy e-commerce traffic. Or a Harry Potter fan-fiction forum.
  • 2 GB of storage
  • 250 GB of monthly data transfer

Villa

$45/month

For the true visionary.
  • 20 GB of storage
  • 1 TB of monthly data transfer
  • Host up to 100 domains
  • Managed semi-dedicated server
  • Managed security
  • Option to add unmetered data (additional charges apply)

Mansion

$60/month

Why do you need this much space?!
  • 40 GB of storage
  • 2 TB of monthly data transfer
  • Host unlimited domains
  • Managed semi-dedicated server
  • Managed backups
  • Managed security
  • Unmetered data (add'l charges apply)

Architect

$??/month

None of these fit the bill? Contact us and we'll help you come up with an awesome custom-fit plan to best suit your unique needs and situation.
  • ?? GB of awesomeness
  • Managed mind-blowing
  • Unmetered fabulousness
  • All brilliance enabled
All of our accounts come with standard web hosting features:
  • CPanel
  • Unlimited Domains
  • Unlimited Sub-domains
  • Unlimited Databases
  • Unlimited FTP Accounts
  • Web-mail access
  • Integrated spam filtering
  • Unlimited POP3/IMAP E-mail accounts
  • Unlimited autoresponders/forwards/aliases
  • Streaming audio/video capabilities
  • Free Perl module installations
  • URL redirection
  • Web-based file manager
  • Custom error pages
  • Server side includes
  • Hotlink protection
  • phpMyAdmin
  • PHP 5 with suPHP and eAccelerator
  • MySQL 5
  • Perl 5
  • CRON Abilities
  • GD/ImageMagick
  • AwStats and Webalizer web statistics
Heard enough and ready to sign up?

Questions?

If you've got questions, we've (probably) got answers. Just fill out the form below and we'll do our absolute best to get back to you within 24 hours with a thoughtful and helpful response.

Sign Up

So you're ready to dive in, eh? Just fill out the form below and you'll be taken to a secure PayPal payment page. After you finish payment, we'll contact you directly with further instructions, and with a welcome e-mail for your account after we're finished setting it up. If you're looking for the Architect plan, or if you'd like to add unmetered data to the Villa or Mansion plan, please contact us before placing an order. Thanks!